susannaholmes:

strepto:

PARADOX

omfg

femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

(via andrewbelami)

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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(via andrewbelami)

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

(via andrewbelami)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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(via frogtitties)

whatisthat-velvet:


I laughed entirely too hard.

whatisthat-velvet:

I laughed entirely too hard.

(via frogtitties)

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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(via dutchster)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via dutchster)

twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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(via ruinedchildhood)

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(via dutchster)

condom:

true

condom:

true